Captain America movies' style place and time stamp - Ohio 1995 - opens the movie. 2 sisters play in an idyllic American suburban neighborhood.

Too tired to read? Watch me belt out this rap in one-and-a-half minutes:

3 years in Ohio can push anyone to the limit

For Natasha Romanoff it just Smells Like Teen Spirit

She's filled with anger when she's gotta go along when her parents escape

To make her a Black Widow, American pop culture loops on a tape

21 years later she's a target for General Ross who is always at a loss

A Civil War has happened and she's chosen Captain America as her boss

She goes into hiding in Thor's country Norway where it's always cold

At the same time her little sister is accidentally set free of mind control

Natasha and Taskmaster face off with duplicate fighting styles

But really, the mimic fighter's primary target is the antidote vials

Natasha's got the guts to reach Budapest and meet her long-lost sistah

Cue a street chase, in which they are blown up by Mistah Taskmaster

The sisters let loose an avalanche to break their Russian papa outta prison

Next they go to mommy who is raising pigs but not just for bacon

Mind control and domination of free will is the specialty of her medication

There is no kill like overkill so they make a pincushion outta Red Guardian

And fly the family up to the floating fortress in the sky after their reunion

Black Widow can't kill the villain at first because of chemical conditioning

Finally a climactic awesomax action sequence with the flying fortress crashing

Nat meets up with her hunky dory private contractor and gets a quinjet

And goes to help Captain America, so that the Infinity Saga is all set

Post-credits scene sets up the upcoming Hawkeye series

So till next time, my fellow Marvelers, excelsior and heebie-da-ba-jeebies!